CJU

Circle Jerk Umbrella, commonly a cracker or a cookie, a device which is used to catch the jizz of each individual. The last person to jizz then must eat the cracker or CJU.

Dave finished last so he had to eat the CJU!

CJU by darren34343333 August 25, 2009

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Cjuhsexual

A person who is only attracted to only one female which is Cjuh

Damn I just saw Cjuh's face the other day and she's really hot, i think i might be a Cjuhsexual

Cjuhsexual by Aciancone791 May 21, 2021

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CJU • Cjuhsexual • Cjüm • cjute

cjute

When something is so very cute that you feel a need to add another letter into the world. As if to pretend someone or something else very cute has written the compliment

That baby is so freaking cjute!

cjute by buttbully210 September 15, 2017

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Cjüm

Not cum, cjüm is a perfectly innocent word meaning brother, similar to chum

What’s up my cjüm?

Cjüm by Lechair69 November 26, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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