CJ
-noun
A greasy male with a pube stache who is an annoying dickbag. "CJ" is oblivious to world around him, thus his personal hygiene suffers greatly. Known to listen to shitty classic rock on iPod speakers hung around his neck.

"CJ" mumbles terrible jokes under his breath, which smells so bad, people believe he has eaten a fart bubble.

All in all, "CJ" is a lazy cunt and gets in the way of people who are actually working.
Derek: Dude, Jim's is a disgusting fuck.
Arthur: We might as well call him CJ.

Pokedex: A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
Ash: Its just CJ, you ass monkey.

by jack meursault January 03, 2009

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Cj
a little boy who lives in north carolina and is addicted to wacking off in the shower while watching animal porn on his iphone and trying to avoid getting it wet.
whats that noise comming from the shower? it sounds like a man having sex with a sheep. no its just Cj.
by fadingdrake November 26, 2011

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Cj
A very attractive guy how has the most beautiful Eyes. His style is cute t shirts and pricy jeans. He is friendly with everyone. He has had a girlfriend, but only flirts with one other girl. He can't decide which girl to choose. He doesn't want to looses either so he keeps flirting. He can make a girl feel like a million bucks by just being around them. His friends just need to tell him who to choose. They are usually hilarious and insane. Never short. The perfect size. Every girls guy bestfriend
Man I love that dude cj!
by Baconandsoccerandfudge November 27, 2014

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CJ
The nickname for a slut that's real name is Cock Jizz. They regularly fight people who they think are threats to their bitches. Most are tall and horny as fuck.
Hey girl, wanna see a movie tomorrow?

Sorry I'm dating CJ.

FUCK
by TrumpisDump December 06, 2016

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CJ
The name of a legend who calmly stands outside of quickcheck. Frequently asking for rides up Longhill, for packs of cigs, or even for your car. His camouflage jacket makes him hard to find but his bad odor can help you sniff him out.
Samuel ran into CJ at QuickCheck. He asked him for a pack of cigs and a ride up longhill.
by SamFranksTheGOAT March 15, 2017

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CJ
An amazing guy who is sweet and quiet. He likes to joke around with girls and make them laugh. He might have someone who he is in a thing with but he has a deep love for someone else. Cj will help you through your problems and give you the most love. He has this cute smirk that will make your pants fly off.
"Holy who was that guy you were talking to last night?"
"That was Cj he was the best."
by oimnoone June 09, 2015

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CJ
1. Cuddle Job
2. Snuggling
3. Spooining
Ross got her naked but all he ended up with was a CJ
by UMASS2008 September 22, 2010

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Cj
Team Breezy refers to Chris Brown's dick as "cj"
"Who's Cj?"
"Chris Brown's dick"
by Thatonegirlfrominstagram July 06, 2016

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