chicken fucker

Military slang for "the person who takes charge and gets shit done."
This person is not necessarily the highest ranking in the group.

You come upon a bunch of people standing around a vehicle with a flat tire, smoking and joking. You notice there is a leadership vacuum - no one is taking charge, so you ask, "Who is fucking the chicken here? Where's the chicken fucker?" in such a way that inspires the most ambitious and motivated person to step forward into a strong leadership role.

chicken fucker by Bulldog 6 October 15, 2013

intoxicated chicken fucker 

Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!

"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"

intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding

i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker

chicken fucker by officer rod farva September 17, 2004

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

Frozen Chicken Fucker 

One who fucks a frozen chicken

CNN News reporter: "Yeah pulled this bitch last night. Got her ass home. Sobered tha fuk up tho. She was rank and i couldna get wood. Pulled a frozen chicken outta tha deep freeze. The ho fingered her slime hole throughout. Even ma dog licked tha bitch out. Man ima frozen chicken fucker"

Frozen Chicken Fucker by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Bald headed chicken fucker 

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

Bald headed chicken fucker by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

chicken fucker

A guy that fucks chicken. Properly fuck.

/Guy fucking chicken/

-Guy, your a chicken fucker.
-Surely do.

chicken fucker by Shylock April 17, 2006