cowmaster
When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.
"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".
cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014
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cremaster
cremaster by Frank Chaldrum February 6, 2004
Capsmaster
A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."
Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?
Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.
Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.
Capsmaster by Scorple June 6, 2010
Cremasteria
cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;
2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris
Cremasteria by KingPellinore June 14, 2017
cremasteria
(n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles; 2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
While Senator Kamala Harris was accused of displaying hysteria in her attempts to get AG Jeff Sessions to give a straight answer, it was clear from his demeanor that he was in the throes of cremasteria.
cremasteria by W0rd N3rd June 15, 2017