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See CERN Syndrome.

A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.

Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
by TheCERNicorn August 13, 2012
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