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Ceptar--the official title you give to your separated marital spouse who is not quite your Ex.

Ceptar-- the label u refer to Your separated partner during the period of marital separation.

Ceptar-- the label you give the person that decides they want a separation from marriage.
Deel: Damn you Ceptar!

Heather: whose Ceptar?

Deel: oh... thats what i call my wife who has separated from me... its to long to say separator, and she's not really the ex yet so, i call her Ceptar!!!

Heather: lol... what the hell did she do now?
by KABWIT April 07, 2010
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