Cag

To hit violently with maximum force and velocity

I’ma cag yo bitch ass if you keep playing

by thefuckinggoatnigga April 13, 2022

Cag

The adulteration of a cough and a gag

Flem, stomach acid and saliva must exhibit the mouth whilst the cag is in progress

Good morning Nigel how are you

*CAG*

OMG Nigel how dare you

Apologies Bartholomew

by YEAST INFECTION 37 November 11, 2019

Cag

(noun) - a fool.

"Shut up, you cag!"

by pp333 May 25, 2022

Cag

Fungi growing from a cum rag.

“Dude you have cag to? We can be cag buddies!”

by Kryptee May 16, 2018

Cag

A Cat that does not identify with it's own species and feels more comfortable playing with Dogs.

Me: l just love how playful your cat is.

My PC Friend: You know that hurt Fluggers feelings. Last weekend I took acid and he told me calling him a cat is not very woke. He is actually a Cag.

by Pseudo Faux Man November 1, 2022

CAG

Cute Asian Girl

Typically used by horny virgins with yellow fever when fawning over their idols

"Bro, CAG alert your 10 o'clock"
"She's a solid 9.5 isn't she"

by anonymous_73859 November 13, 2022

Cag

Black man that’s also a Jew

He is a cag

by Shiverbob11 March 4, 2023