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A short for 'Crisis at da portal'.
Used when someone is frightened, in pain or when someone just feels like saying it.
Example 1
Guy 1: Oh dude, a big monster is coming towards us!
Guy 2: Oh CADP! Run!

Example 2
Guy 1: Watch it, that crab might pinch you.
Guy 2: Naa, he won't. OH CADP, he just pinched me. Ouch!

Example 3:
Guy 1: Did you know my mum used to date your uncle?
Guy 2: CADP! No way!
CADP by Semenizer June 6, 2009
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CADPAT - Canadian Disruptive Pattern
It is a digital camoflage pattern created and used by the Canadian Army. There is CADPAT-TW (Temperate Woodland), and CADPAT-AR (Arid Regions)

It has been adopted by the Marines and made into their own pattern, Marpat. The digital pattern works very well.
CADPAT breaks up the pattern in the bush, providing better camoflage.
CADPAT by Brendan October 18, 2004
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The original digital camo, which was quickly ripped off by the americans...
Canadian : hey look at this! I made digital camo its hard to see and invisible to night vision goggles.

American 1 : hey we have a large military to compensate for our tiny penises! we need something like that

American 2: hey I stole some cadpat lets recolor and call it marpat adn tell teh world we invented it even though theres a 3 year difference!
Cadpat by Angry Canadian 2 September 1, 2009
A pathetic imitation of Marpat and the US Army multipurpose digital camo. The Canadian uniforms always manage to look crapier and inferior to ours. Then again I wouldn't expect too much of them to start with.
Lester the Canadian Soldier: Hey look at my imitation Marpat. This Cadpat will look great when I go to Tim Horton's to buy my maple syrup products.

Joe the Marine: That's so cute. If you guys up there ever have to do some serious fighting outside of the coffee shop you can borrow my Marpat and do it in style.
Cadpat by GI Joe Indiana USA August 7, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026