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A short for 'Crisis at da portal'.
Used when someone is frightened, in pain or when someone just feels like saying it.
Example 1
Guy 1: Oh dude, a big monster is coming towards us!
Guy 2: Oh CADP! Run!

Example 2
Guy 1: Watch it, that crab might pinch you.
Guy 2: Naa, he won't. OH CADP, he just pinched me. Ouch!

Example 3:
Guy 1: Did you know my mum used to date your uncle?
Guy 2: CADP! No way!
CADP by Semenizer June 6, 2009
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CADPAT - Canadian Disruptive Pattern
It is a digital camoflage pattern created and used by the Canadian Army. There is CADPAT-TW (Temperate Woodland), and CADPAT-AR (Arid Regions)

It has been adopted by the Marines and made into their own pattern, Marpat. The digital pattern works very well.
CADPAT breaks up the pattern in the bush, providing better camoflage.
CADPAT by Brendan October 18, 2004
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The original digital camo, which was quickly ripped off by the americans...
Canadian : hey look at this! I made digital camo its hard to see and invisible to night vision goggles.

American 1 : hey we have a large military to compensate for our tiny penises! we need something like that

American 2: hey I stole some cadpat lets recolor and call it marpat adn tell teh world we invented it even though theres a 3 year difference!
Cadpat by Angry Canadian 2 September 1, 2009
A pathetic imitation of Marpat and the US Army multipurpose digital camo. The Canadian uniforms always manage to look crapier and inferior to ours. Then again I wouldn't expect too much of them to start with.
Lester the Canadian Soldier: Hey look at my imitation Marpat. This Cadpat will look great when I go to Tim Horton's to buy my maple syrup products.

Joe the Marine: That's so cute. If you guys up there ever have to do some serious fighting outside of the coffee shop you can borrow my Marpat and do it in style.
Cadpat by GI Joe Indiana USA August 7, 2009
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