COBA or "c.o.b.a" is an acronym that stands for: Check Out By Association.
a "COBA" (pronounced: côh-bá) occurs when an attractive person is associated with an ugly or "unattractive" person, and said ugly guy or girl gets checked out, just because he/she is physically with a good-looking or even "hot" human being.
A COBA is a very tricky thing, if a COBA is initiated and the ugly person (who is usually checked out last) believes it was for their own looks, it may give the ugly one a false sense of confidence, that may lead to terrible choices of fashion; in clothing, hat selections and even worse, terribly unjustified arrogance. But, when COBA is noticed for what it is, the unattractive person can instantly return to his/her cyle of quiet self loathing.
Whether it be for selfish reasons i.e: making themselves look better in comparison (see also; duff) or the more noble paths: need of wingman/wingwoman, actually likes ugly person as a person: the better looking person always has a reason to be with their homely counterpart. Someone who has done a COBA can read the bond between the two, then analyze it from there.
David: "Bro, that cutie in the brown dress just totally checked you out!"
Juan: "No way man, she is SO not into fat dudes, plus, she friggin' eye-raped you first, that was a total COBA"
David: "a what?"
Juan:" a C.O.B.A!: check out by association, she checked you out cos' she wanted to, and me because she wanted to try to comprehend our friendship, and/or why you'd hang out with an ugly guy."
clothes over boys.Putting fashion and fabric over guys.Similer to M.O.B.(Money over bitches)
I am a C.O.B.I always put clothes over boys.Fashion is forever,boy are WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Case Of Balls Sticking To Legs. This can occur in extreme heat when there is excessive persperation from the lower regions. Also see c.o.i.b.
me on G7 - $#!+, i've got c.o.b.s.t.l. again!
person sitting next to me - whats that?
me - me balls is stickin to me legs!!
person - ewww...
Stands for Corporation of bears
an orginization with ambitions of destroying viggo,the whole fur fighter onslaught, and any other opposers who openly disobey and rebel against it.
it has vast resources and a
military with powerful allies including the L.O.G.(LEAGUE OF GRUNTS and the F.C. (fox clan) and many others
their technology and intelligence make them superior to any other. The roots of this society are yet unknown. The leaders of this are unknown and there is one which is of interest. his name Mr. baguakins and he is formally known as a high ranking colonel. he is a chicken which will destroy any person who dare eat the souls of chickens who did the C.O.B. right and served right
to their salty end. The C.O.B. will further institute its power for research, military, resources, and control. The organization controls leigons of bears ranging from grizzly to panda all loyally serving to any extent. there are rumors that are flowing about this world of a army of mechanized forces which is unknown............ The C.O.B. is coming to rule.
The C.O.B. will control the universe
The C.O.B. is to obeyed!
Nobody says any crap about the C.O.B. GOT THAT?!
C.O.B-Children of Bodom-enough said
C.O.B...its a band they play music and stuff
Circle of Bosses- Created by the rapper Crooked I.
"Dynasty C.O.B." the record label for crooked i after he left deathrow.
Acronym for Crab On Booty Syndrome. This syndrome occurs most often in high school and college students who haven't slept or gotten what they want over an extended period of time. Symptoms include irritability, hunger, the inability to co-operate with others, pouting, whining, frowning (in this case we will refer to it as an upside down smile), and a general distaste for the other people who inhabit planet earth.
"Damn she looks constipated, she must have C.O.B.S."
"Jesus! What is his/her problem? Maybe they would be in a better mood if that crab let go of their ass!"