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This word is used in an attempt to "be professional" about calling someone a cunt.
She just lied about me; she's such a C biscuit.
by Podacy January 23, 2009

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Noun-

1) Used to describe someone who is cock blocking or preventing one from getting ass.

2) Can also be used in the noun form when referring to the movie Seabiscuit during the cock blocking process. This is used if you want someone to stop being a cock block.

Adverb-
Also can be used as the adverb C-Biscuiting
1) Andrew, I was about to get my hump on with that girl but you were being a freakin C-Biscuit!

2) (Bill is interrupting your mac attack on this smoking hot chick... interrupt him back like so)

Hey Bill, have you ever seen the movie C-Biscuit? Yeah.. it's a really great movie...

(Bill gets it, walks away, you get the girl and have the best sex of your life. BOOM!)

3) You were C-Biscuiting hardcore last night every time I was talking to chicks you asshole!
by TouchingAlltheCandy May 16, 2011

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