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Cöimving 

Cöimving also known as cumming is a term used when/before/after you have cöimving

Cöimving can be used every sentence

Like cöimvings, cöimvingar or the cöimving
Arnold are you cumming in the gym?
No, I’m cöimving on your mothers left testicul

Or

Johan är de sant att du har en lite penis

Ja det är det därför kan jag inte komma utan bara cöimving på min egna mage
Cöimving by Cöimving May 16, 2022
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Cöimving 

a more powerful way to say that you are cuming, a word to tell youre partner and everyone around you, that your cum is dominant and will birth a strong geman man
Oo ooo baby i am almost there yaa... oyaa... oyaa...ooooooo....kleine Dame, ich gebe dir jetzt meinen Kraftsamen...ååååååå CÖIMVING
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Cöimving 

a more strong and powerful way of telling people that you are releasing your cum, a way to tell your partner and everyone around you that you are about to give your dominant seed of a german man to this person
Oo....ooo.... baby i am about to cum ooo... oya....OYAAA....kleine Dame, ich gebe dir jetzt meinen Kraftsamen...åååååå....CÖIMVING
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026