Guy 1:Oh man, I hope my ex-girlfriend doesn't find me!
Guy 2: Buy a dog.
by danthaman15 June 17, 2009
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1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.
by Barfman of Baviera January 1, 2012
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