Buttsalad

The very essence of the worst a person can be.

Person 1: I'm the best a basketball.
Person 2: No, actually your buttsalad.

Buttsalad by Not Buttsalad October 1, 2008

ButtSlap

When something is underwhelming or disappointing. Most often used in a context that involves a person describing the poor state of something, such as a meal or TV show.

"Dude, this caf food is straight buttslap." "I'm bummed bro, that movie was buttslap."

ButtSlap by Montgomery Applebottom February 15, 2018

Butt Salad 

An interjection used to cut someone off mid-sentence and hopefully cause them to lose their train of thought. Should be said in a loud raspy voice at any inappropriate time.

Bob: Hey so this one time i was...
Fred: BUTT SALAD!!!!
Bob: What the?! ...wait what was i saying?
Fred: ...butt salad?

Butt Salad by delicious_chips August 13, 2010

buttslammed 

the word used to describe a thouroughly cataclysmic ass kicking, both mentally and/or physically

The Toronto Maple Leafs, lost 10-0, they got BUTTSLAMMED!

or

Jesus got Buttslammed by those Jews!

buttslammed by nigel does it too November 2, 2009

Buttslave 

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

Buttslave by Emevas April 7, 2005

buttslam 

anal sex

I asked if I she wanted a good buttslam, she declined

buttslam by LC October 27, 2003

buttslammer 

a fag who likes to be the fucker....not the fuckee....

my boss is a huge buttslammer (i'd like to think)

buttslammer by brian m. williams May 28, 2006