Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".

-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"

by Howard Alan S. March 3, 2011

button boy

name for a little fat dictator with a bad haircut who is probably going to die this year.

That fat little button boy with the bad haircut keeps threatening the U.S.A. with a nuclear first strike, it's good thing the presidency is no longer subject to affirmative action and now have a president that's not afraid to act.

by Dildo Faggins Fussybottom January 2, 2018