Any person in a position of authority whom by virtue of their ass kissing abilities have elevated themselves to level where they are required to wear a cheap plastic nametag with their name on it followed by the word "Supervisor"
A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.