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The discreet, gentle lifting of one's butt off a chair in order to allow the expelling of gas.
During dinner John was so bloated that he had to discreetly buttlevate his butt off his chair to let out the gas in his stomach that was accumulating due to all the beans he was eating.
by AnnieOakely May 27, 2010

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