Buttflump

To suddenly realise you aren't gay during anal sex becoming flaccid before withdrawal

"my boyfriend was watching a megan fox movie befoe we had sex and ended up buttflumping me"

Buttflump by Blastoise77 September 8, 2011

buttwumpus 

n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.

"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"

buttwumpus by Zotmeister August 10, 2008

Buttfumble 

(Noun-Verb) - To run directly into your offensive lineman's rear end so violently that it in turn causes the quarterback to misplace the pigskin out of his hands and onto the ground ultimately causing a fumble.

Mark Sanchez is the pioneer of the Buttfumble.

Buttfumble by KRHimself December 30, 2012

buttchumpstin 

A true friend who always Enjoys!!!!!

That buttchumpstin partied so hard last night, he woke up naked on your parents floor.

buttchumpstin by The stream September 28, 2021

Buttalurp

When you fart underwater and it bubbles up. See Aquafart

Gross he totally just buttalurped and we still smelt it!

Buttalurp by Isabella Cruz April 14, 2017

buttpumperstein 

Ben Shapiros real last name. Common nickname for people who wear small hats who love sodomizing one another and partaking in soup kitchens/ dumpster pumps with dirty mike and the boys.

Did you hear Ben Buttpumperstein over there did a soup kitchen dumpster pump with toe rogan & Alex Jones?
.. yeah I did.
Are you sure?
.. I’m not only sure, They’re HIV positive.

buttpumperstein by TP4MyBunghole June 13, 2019

buttflustered 

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

buttflustered by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013