Buttastrophe

A person who is such a big meany butt they need their own word for it.

Matthew is such a buttastrophe!

Buttastrophe by SuzyQ12342313 December 23, 2013

bushtastrophe 

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.

Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."

bushtastrophe by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009

brotastrophe 

Brotastrophe - is an extremely large-scale disaster between two or more bros

Logan - "Bro I need a condom"

Justin - "Bro I used the last one"
(No Homo)

-Brotastrophe

brotastrophe by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012

Bartastrophe 

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.

Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

Bartastrophe by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

Brutastrophe 

Brutastrophe; Adj. An event of brutal catastrophic proportions. See also; brutastrophic.

"I can't believe the cops busted our party! What a brutastrophe!" "I knowwwwww dude! My hangover today was brutastrophic!"

Brutastrophe by tonyterror March 14, 2010

Britastrophe 

Having a sudden widespread disaster, mishap, fiasco, failure or mistake such as Britney Spears.

"If you don't quit your lollygaggin, focus on school, and getting your life on track, I swear, you're gonna have a Britastrophe!! And you don't want that!!"

Britastrophe by Nicoley January 17, 2008

Brutastrophe 

A brutal catastrophe

John: How did your midterm go?

Meghan: It was a brutastrophe.

Brutastrophe by AJAMJAMA April 1, 2011