Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

Butt-Fucked in the Face by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009

Buttfucked in the Face

(p.t. v): One's own acknowledgement of a soul-crushing embarrassing moment of being humiliated by people of stature; family members, bosses, colleagues, and friends.

Nick (consoling Bill as he is hunched down and crying): Hey, Bill. I saw what happened. It's not that bad. I mean, just go home, sleep on it and tomorrow is another day, man.

Bill (wiping the tears off his face as he looks back at Nick): Nick, you don't understand. I was in the middle of the biggest proposal of my life. Then, just before asking Amy for my hand in marriage in front of her family, my family, friends, co-workers, my fuckin' boss, I bend down with the ring in my hand to ask Amy, the love of my life, for her hand in marriage, and sharted. Everyone was silent for a brief moment, then they all started laughing. Then they were pointing at me. Then they were mimicking me bending down and sharting. Nick, I felt like I got Buttfucked in the Face.

Nick: Bill, if it makes you feel any better...I fucked Amy last night. She's a whore.

Buttfucked in the Face by Studs Lonigan III April 17, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012