by Vajaja Mama January 12, 2019
by andrew stump August 29, 2005
Those little pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your butt after you wipe yourself if you use either to much paper or have a dry butt crack.
Ryan: "What are these little pieces of paper on the bathroom floor?"
Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."
Heidi: "My butt crumbs must have fallen out."
by imkeisha88 February 5, 2008
small flakes of skin, pieces of toliet paper, underwear lint that end up on your bed usually after sleeping naked and with another person.
Michael: "C'mon let's make this bed"
Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"
Jane: *dusting and hand-sweeping sheets* "hold on, I'm cleaning our butt crumbs off"
by neaners23 August 6, 2010
Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
by robodent December 4, 2016
Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗
by efishies15 January 26, 2019
Full Definition
- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.
- Crumb butt: (n) when an unclothed person's posterior who is lying on a mattress or couch has left over food particles stick to it.
by TheOriginalCrumbButt November 7, 2013