A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 18, 2019
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