Burress

To receive a load of cum on ones foot

Yo I blasted a burress on that bitch last night.

by Slicker Steve April 10, 2009

Burress

That one guy who gets blackout drunk and makes shitty memes on social media.
Then apologizes for it in the morning.

Dude I think Andrew went full Burress last night...

by SenpaiOfNucc October 4, 2018

burress

a piercing in the anal cavity

arnold reprah is such a burress its not even funny

yo mother is such a burress

by jonathon siminon November 3, 2007

Plaxico Burress

A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.

It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.

by can't think of one December 24, 2008

Hannibal Burress

The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.

You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!

by Burning Urine December 23, 2013

Hannibal Burress

The comedian responsible for Exposing Bill Cosby's dirty laundry.

Bill Cosby: "Pull your pants up black people, I was on TV in the ‘80s! I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom!...
Hannibal Burress: "Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby, so that kind of brings you down a couple notches."

by NINn1ggNIgg 123 May 1, 2018

Plaxico Burress

most talented widereceiver in the NFL that has not achieved his potential.

Plaxico Burress is so good; he just need to play to his abilities.

by Rishi March 22, 2005