burp

A puff of gas that comes out of your mouth, usually with a wet noise. It smells and tastes like what you just ate/drank. It usually comes from swallowing too much air. Many comedy movies made since 1995 have had at least one burp joke in them, because HAW HAW, ITZ FUNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. 99.9% of people find it disgusting, the other 00.1% find it sexy.

College student: *burps loudly during lecture*
Professor: What was that? Who in the room just did that?
*awkward silence as keyboard taps slow down to a stop*
Professor: Nobody's gonna speak up? OK. I have all day. IF WE HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT, WE WILL! That is rude, disgusting and it's not funny, damn it! You are a human, not an animal. Grow the hell up, whoever just did that. If I hear it again, this lecture is over. This is where you learn, not blatantly perform bodily functions! *cough* Thank you...

by ProBeb March 25, 2019

scare burp

When you get scared and you burp.

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!

by NyanSword August 31, 2015

Printer burp

Random noises made by a printer while it is plugged in, but not in operation.

Person 1: Are you printing something? Your printer is making noise.
Person 2: No, those are just printer burps.

by Angrinord March 19, 2013

scare burp

When Mr. Crainer Burps When He Gets Scared.

Mr. Crainer Had A Scare Burp.

by CrainerFan123 August 31, 2015

technicolor burp

To vomit profusely, usually in many colors.

Sal's technicolor burp fucked up the bathroom rug!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

burp dog

A human with abnormally loud gut renching burping qualities paired with the manners of a dog Who can launch extremely loud burps in any direction at any givin time or place, Shure to rattle your grannies eardrums and get dirty looks from passers bye.

BUUUUURRRP!!

simon: "hey did you hear that ill mannered git over there?"

Andy: "yeah he's such a burp dog!"

by ajmcleano June 7, 2017

coke burp

The unsatisfying micro burps that occur after doing cocaine.

"My god my man these coke burps are killing my buzz"

by Hussiefussie September 14, 2017