Burnett’s vodka

Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.

Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.

Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!

It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka

by Bigdickjg July 10, 2019

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Burnett's Brain

When you drink copious amounts of cheap liquor (traditionally Burnett's Vodka) one night and the next day your brain is essentially useless.

Dude I got so drunk on shitty liquor last night I can't even talk today - I've got total Burnett's Brain.

by luckydog819 October 19, 2016

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The Jake Burnett

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

by Titan McFoley July 14, 2008

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Justin Burnett

Gorgeous all around
attractive(gets the ladies easily)
sweet

easily confused by girls
knows how to show his feelings
lovess naomi (hahah)
AMAZING ALL AROUND!

Girl 1: I want to go out with Justin Burnett:)
Girl 2: He's Mine!

by hottie98 September 25, 2010

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