When you do a shit and it don’t sink or float it just stays in a suspended state central to the water level.
by A different sort of thinker January 16, 2023
Not quite the size of a turd, similar in size to a terd.... A bouyant terd is feces that floats to the top of the water, usually because of high amounts of meat a diet.
There was a buoyant terd in the toilet at school.
by Gamefreakr August 31, 2015