Someone who is a buzz killer. When everyone is getting baked at a party and someone volunteers to get carrot juice, they are a bunner.
"dude let's go beat up that nerd after school"
"sweet man let's to it!"
" alright don't tell joe though. He'll be a total bunner about it"
A hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter's camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, Carhart jackets, etc. The males tend to drive Jeep Cherokees, Toyota or Nissan pickups, and sometimes if they're lucky, daddy's work truck which is usually a full size Chevrolet or Ford the vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly, and are always muddy. The females tend to drive small cars such as Honda Civics, Volkswagen Jettas, Saturns, etc. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids.
Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can't watch TV, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed "bad." The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products. And let me tell you, they use them extensivly. All bunners smoke and/or chew. It just what they do. It's not uncommon to see large amounts of chewing tobacco sitting in a water fountain, toilet or sink in a heavily bunner-populated area.
Since they can't watch TV or play video games or even use the internet, bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin', huntin', shootin', spittin', chewin', fightin', smokin' and just being dicks to non-bunners.
In some areas such as the Battle Ground area in Washington, bunners are very prevelent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across bunners, wh...
1. Evangelicals who have several children. They children are always well behaved, blonde, and all the girls wear long skirts.
2. Called bunners because of their hair, which is always in a bun but also because they breed like bunnies.
"Did you see the bunner
mom driving around her 15 passenger van?"
A librarian, particularly one who subscribes to old school techniques or fits traditional stereotypes.
Ms. Crumpet is such a bunner. Can you believe she still uses a card catalogue?!
The nickname of someone who has pooped their pants effectively making a "bun" in their pants.
There's Bunner again...
A person who smokes weed all day, all night. An expert at smoking, rolling, buying, growing weed. Someone who has a dealer in their building.