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James Bundock 

James Bundock is a parkour legend who has been known to run up walls and jump incredible distances. He also cannot die.
He is the man the moth the legend. Beware the Bundock
Did you see James Bundock climb that wall last night? He's a moth!
Burdock is any of a group of biennial thistles in the genus Arctium, family Asteraceae.

The prickly heads of these plants are noted for easily catching on to fur and clothing, thus providing an excellent mechanism for seed dispersal. Burrs cause local irritation and can possibly cause intestinal hairballs in pets. However, most animals avoid ingesting these plants.
Julian, you're covered in burdocks --I hate those fucking things.
Burdock by arentiexclusive January 25, 2009
An easy going man with great morals.

A man you envy for his perfect relationship and great home life.

A man with heart and soul.

A foreign man who loves his family.

A man who is finally happy
Yeah he's made some mistakes but he's bundoc now!
Bundoc by nat-aly February 10, 2010
A person of Polish decent. Often, bunyocks say and do very unintelligent things.
Don't slam your fingers into the car door, you bunyock.
bunyock by jTitPitt December 5, 2007

Bundoculars

A pair of glasses which, hypothetically, allow the user to observe a fine ass with ease
"Did you see that ass?! Gimmie my bundoculars!"

Dandelion and Burdock 

(-n) A British drink made by gathering dandelions, crushing them to extract the flavour and by mixing a rather obscure purple food colouring.
Sam: Have you tried Dandelion and Burdock yet?
Adam: Yes. In fact, it tastes like leftover soya milk.