"Don't be such a Bumretch."
Person 1: "you're such a melt."
Person 2: "I'd rather be a melt than a Bumretch."
(audience gasps)
Person 1: "you're such a melt."
Person 2: "I'd rather be a melt than a Bumretch."
(audience gasps)
by The unhappy toilet July 23, 2012
 Get the Bumretchmug.
Get the Bumretchmug. A place referenced by the Oatmeal during his Columbus Day comic, where Columbus turned out to be evil. A fact which most people knew already when he went about trying to rape mermaids- I mean manatees.
"Dood, I like skateboards so much that icecream tacos make no sense", said the ignorant fat man from Bumretch, Nebrahoma.
by The Stupidest Person Alive December 15, 2021
 Get the Bumretch, Nebrahomamug.
Get the Bumretch, Nebrahomamug.