Somebody who goes into a forum solely for the purpose of writing 'BUMP' (Bring Up My Post) repeatedly in order to bring a subject to the top of a list. Nobody loves them, but they don't have the mental capacity to realize this.
"Oh man, this forum is COVERED in Bumptards! I lost sight of the tribadism thread!"
by Telltale November 26, 2006
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