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Bumparoo 

A christmas bonus
A senior advisor drew wide eyed looks when he informed us of a little "bumparoo" in our paychecks.
Bumparoo by BullCharger March 22, 2013
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Bumparoo 

a salary increase in a teacher merit pay plan
Ira earned a bumparoo this year.
Bumparoo by rdeank September 22, 2011

bumparoni 

a small "bump" of cocaine usually snorted off of the end of a key.
yoyo macadoni, all them eskahoes need is a bumparoni of the tony before their clothes fall off.
bumparoni by aempirei March 25, 2006

Blumparooni

The act of licking someones butt cheeks while they are defecating. Close cousin of the Blumpkin.
I don't know if I can be with John anymore. Last night he asked me to give him a Blumparooni.
Blumparooni by UrDiction September 3, 2018

Bumpaloop 

1. To have clumsy sex.

2. An obstacle that is challenging or in the way.

3. Great and silly pet name.
"Hey nice cat you got there, too bad you named it Spot, you could have named it after my elephant Bumpaloop."

"Oh she wasn't as good as I thought she'd be last. Had more bumpalooping than I needed."

"I have another bumpaloop week to get through before this semester's over."
Bumpaloop by Shloof December 4, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026