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2.
a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.
after a fiery chilli meal
by Rory September 14, 2003
 
1.
An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.
Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!
by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007
 
3.
It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
Look at the bum goblins
by BUMP crew April 29, 2006