Bullship

A substitute for "bullshit". Generally used when a teacher asks you what you said, after saying bullshit.

Kid: "Man, that's total bullshit."

Teacher: "What did you say?!"

Kid: "Oh, sorry ma'am. I said "bullship." Y'know, a ship that carries bulls overseas?"

Bullship by Fraknor May 19, 2008

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

george w bullshit 

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

This is George w bullshit

george w bullshit by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015

george w bullshit 

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.

A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)

george w bullshit by DSLNinja January 26, 2016

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

I ship the bullshit 

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit

GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

I ship the bullshit by LARRY/CAMREN/FREMIONE SHIPPER March 28, 2015