Buffey 

Can be blonde at times.. has huge tracks of land.. and is very squirrel like..

I was walking to work the other day and right in the midd...."SQUIRREL!"... le of the park I saw Buffey sitting there sipping a cow latte mocha joka with 2 pumps of white java lava.

Buffey by scooter the squirrel February 4, 2010

Buffet Hips 

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.

Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!

Buffet Hips by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011

Buffer Nut 

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

Buffer Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

dick buffet 

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

Buffetalo 

Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.

Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong

1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."

2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"

3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"

Buffetalo by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013

BuffEZ 

BuffEZ is a famous youtuber who makes funny content.

-oh you know BuffEZ uploaded a new video
-Aight i'mma watch it

BuffEZ by CarlosTheGod January 5, 2021

Boner Buffer 

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

Boner Buffer by LGUNNER October 31, 2009