fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.

Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.

by Sam5232 December 2, 2007

Buddhist Goodbye

When you tap the top of a persons head with your penis and say the word, "Dong.." after ending a friends with benefits relationship.

James' Mom was laying there wanting more of Drew's throbbing cock, but Drew was late for work, so he walked over and gave James' Mom a Buddhist Goodbye and he vanished never to be seen or heard from again.

by uhurmom November 13, 2022

Buddhist Swastika

Of or relating to Buddhism. Found mostly on Asian Mahayana Buddhist Temples and their Statues. If the symbol is found on a food product it means that the food is all Vegetarian, thus causing no harm to animals in the creation of the food product. Thus keeping with Ahimsa, a term meaning to do no harm, a common practice found in Buddhism.

Home-Schooled Christian: Dude what's with the Nazi Ramen?
College Educated Buddhist: Yeah right, and I suppose that Chinese script is German too.

Home-Schooled Christian: I dunno, I can't read either.
College Educated Buddhist: No, X-tard, that's the Buddhist Swastika, it means that no harm was caused to animals in the preparation of this food product.

Home-Schooled Christian: What?
College Educated Buddhist: It's Vegetarian.

Home-Schooled Christian: Well, fuck that, I gotta have meat everyday.
College Educated Buddhist: You are Karmically-dispositioned towards Obesity.

by Black Plowman October 7, 2011

buddhist palm

a term in the martial arts worlds of ancient asia
1, two trees (that you were serene they were never alone, it it a zen setting)
2, a martial arts in which in ply(ed) the surest of relentless courage when another person lays defend
and so 3. breaking your hand or (leg) to save someone's life

It's not always unpeaceful, there's a buddhist palm outside.
"His hand's all broken, and maimed, he cracked the window and they drove off." "Cracked?"

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

Neural Buddhist

Practitioners of The Shake, first perfected this manipulation of the brain in 2073. Consists of rearranging spindle neurons in such a manner as to affect an abrupt reorientation of Anterior Cingulate Cortex (ACC) processes, emotions and patterns of recognition. Some argue this was the singular act that pulled Homo Sapiens out of the specie’s self-created gutter.

The Neural Buddhist used The Shake to re-align his emotions.

by haserlub May 31, 2008

Buddhist Monk

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

by j_w84 April 24, 2010