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A Newley discovered illness. It causes swelling to your skin, especially the face. The most likely cause of this is the ingredient in Starbucks' most popular drinks. Excessive consumption of this can iterate the nerves and cause the swelling.
Susan-"Ahhhh! My face is all swelled up! I look like a puffer fish!"

Mary-"How much Starbucks have you been drinking lately?"

Susan-"Queit a bit. I have a drink like everyday. Why?"

Mary-"Cause, I think you might have Bucktanis."
by Doctor Valdezn December 14, 2013
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