"Wow, that'really Bryant"
by Bethany from TC January 7, 2008
A badass rugged mother fucker who gets ALL them bitches. Usually drives badass 4x4s. Bryant is someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned. He is someone who's better than Matt. He loves to game and often is super polite to everyone. He is honest and kind and cute, though his jokes aren't always witty. A Bryant is more of a habitual cannabis smoker than your average stoner. Often consider by other to be a pothead, he cares very little about the outside world. Bryants tend to gather in groups, although they can be quite content when left on their own, as most Bryants enjoy one on one time with their ganj. They smoke when they wake up, before work, during work, if possible, and as soon as they get home. They never run out of weed because they are always planning ahead. Bryant knows how to compose a hell of a song. Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man. Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and smoking trends. a Bryant will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap.
Matt: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Bryant: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
Matt: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Bryant: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
Matt: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Bryant: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
Matt: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Bryant: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"
Girl:"My ex made me feel lesbian."
Bryant:"Hahahaha. Well your beautiful."
Bryant: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
Matt: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Bryant: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
Matt: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Bryant: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
Matt: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Bryant: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"
Girl:"My ex made me feel lesbian."
Bryant:"Hahahaha. Well your beautiful."
by Matt_the_loser November 28, 2012
Bryant is the dude around the block namean. He will beat you up if you get on his bad side. And he gets all the girls from everywhere. He some in NY,LA and Texas. He is good at soccer and is at the high school. He is from west and east side so he knows what’s up
Dam, is that Bryant??
by Nick0414 March 15, 2019
Bryant is the most athletic, intelligent, good-looking, and coolest Korean everywhere. Everybody wants to be like him and he looks to a great future which is 100% assured for him.
by 1838($!,! October 5, 2014
You do not want to mess with a Bryant he will go crazy and stupid on you real quick. If you get him mad he will just steal your girl like a OG SAVAGE. He is from the east and west side so u know what’s up. He ain’t black but he Colombian
Dam is that Bryant?
by Nick0414 March 15, 2019
Someone who’s lost he’s want to be everyone’s favorite he’s want to be cool he’s wants to be happy he’s sad he’s many things he’s not the person you think he is
by Jac122 November 12, 2018