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A badass rugged mother fucker who gets ALL them bitches. Usually drives badass 4x4s. Bryant is someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned. He is someone who's better than Matt. He loves to game and often is super polite to everyone. He is honest and kind and cute, though his jokes aren't always witty. A Bryant is more of a habitual cannabis smoker than your average stoner. Often consider by other to be a pothead, he cares very little about the outside world. Bryants tend to gather in groups, although they can be quite content when left on their own, as most Bryants enjoy one on one time with their ganj. They smoke when they wake up, before work, during work, if possible, and as soon as they get home. They never run out of weed because they are always planning ahead. Bryant knows how to compose a hell of a song. Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man. Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and smoking trends. a Bryant will attempt to lure you into his really stereotypical and totally unoriginal trap.
Matt: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Bryant: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"

Matt: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."

Bryant: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."

Matt: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."

Bryant: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"

Matt: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."

Bryant: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"
Girl:"My ex made me feel lesbian."

Bryant:"Hahahaha. Well your beautiful."
by Matt_the_loser November 27, 2012