An inner-suburb of Melbourne that is basically hipster central. Has a fucking shitty street festival that makes all the weirdos come out for 1 day.
by True christ November 15, 2018
A small town that rests between Savannah and Jacksonville, consisting of ignorant, ill-educated blacks, wiggers, preps, jocks, a large population of rednecks, snobs, pregnant 12, 13, and 14 year olds, strippers, sluts, drug addicts, Dixeville, buisnessmen, buisnesswomen, soccer moms, and other poor defenseless people that just happen to be caught up in the mix. Brunswick has a beautiful marshside setting just off of Highway 17, some parts of Highway 341, and Interstate 95. (The best shot is coming off of City Lanier Bridge.) Located among it's fellow islands, Saint Simons and Jekyll, Brunswick is without a doubt a blood sucking scandal for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer. Filled with a lot of teenage high school drama, which some would like to think could be compared to that of The Hills or the O.C. Brunswick, to be such a small town has one of the highest crime rates compared to that of a larger city. Consisting of a large group of townies, most people that grow up in Bruswick will either never leave, or leave only for a short time yet coming back in the long run. Fun and leisure would include high school football games, the mall, and Walmart. There is also a mild selection of restaurants to choose from; Applebees, (...also known as "Crapplebees" please don't eat there, the service sucks as well as the food... I recommend the drinks during happy hour if you're most interested) Ruby Tuesday, Outback, (Located on SSI) and just recently, Longhorn Steakhouse. *Snaps for Brunswick!!*
Girl #1: "I am so bored!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
by BritlovesJoe November 19, 2008
A mid-sized suburb located southwest of Cleveland, Ohio and the largest city in Medina County. Known as "Brunstucky" by residents, this city is known for it's many fast food restaurants and half empty strip malls. The city is predominately middle class, although some upper-middle class subdivisions are located within the city. Residents spend their spare time repairing their cars after driving over one of the many potholes throughout the city so that they can drive out to Strongsville or Medina to do their shopping considering there is hardly any shopping in Brunswick. Brunswick and Strongsville have a long lived rivalry in high school sports, but make no mistakes, the residents are more similar than you'd think. The teens of Brunswick also wear Abercrombie & Fitch and carry fake coach bags.. the only difference being Strongsville can afford these things without putting a second mortgage on their home.
Bobby: Hey let's go do something tonight!
Jill: You mean like visiting one of Brunswick's many sketchy internet cafes?
Jill: You mean like visiting one of Brunswick's many sketchy internet cafes?
by an angry old woman March 7, 2011
A small town that rests between Savannah and Jacksonville, consisting of ignorant, ill-educated blacks, wiggers, preps, jocks, a large population of rednecks, snobs, pregnant 12, 13, and 14 year olds, strippers, sluts, drug addicts, Dixeville, buisnessmen, buisnesswomen, soccer moms, and other poor defenseless people that just happen to be caught up in the mix. Brunswick has a beautiful marshside setting just off of Highway 17, some parts of Highway 341, and Interstate 95. (The best shot is coming off of City Lanier Bridge.) Located among it's fellow islands, Saint Simons and Jekyll, Brunswick is without a doubt a blood sucking scandal for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer. Filled with a lot of teenage high school drama, which some would like to think could be compared to that of The Hills or the O.C. Brunswick, to be such a small town has one of the highest crime rates compared to that of a larger city. Consisting of a large group of townies, most people that grow up in Bruswick will either never leave, or leave only for a short time yet coming back in the long run. Fun and leisure would include high school football games, the mall, and Walmart. There is also a mild selection of restaurants to choose from; Applebees, (...also known as "Crapplebees" please don't eat there, the service sucks as well as the food... I recommend the drinks during happy hour if you're most interested) Ruby Tuesday, Outback, (Located on SSI) and just recently, Longhorn Steakhouse. *Snaps for Brunswick!!*
Girl #1: "I am so bored!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
by BritlovesJoe November 19, 2008
A suburb of Cleveland, about 20 miles southwest of downtown. A bedroom community of lower middle class and poor whites, with a growing black population. Most residents commute to work in either Cleveland or Akron. A few upper middle class families and small factories support the tax base. Brunswick is famous for its trailer parks, discount stores, and cheap chain restaurants, including Applebees, Arby, Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Wendys, Gyro George, and Bob Evans. Also known for its plentiful bars, including a bikini bar and strip club, which provide most of the town's entertainment. Several churches, mostly of the conservative and evangelical variety, provide spiritual support to the Religious Right in town. In the Cleveland area, Brunswick enjoys a reputation as a "white trash" town, and is often referred to as "Brunstucky," as in Brunswick plus Kentucky. The high school, Brunswick High School, has a reputation for stoners, slackers, and wiggers. Local kids refer to the place as "B-wick."
by yougottahavdreams August 21, 2009
by Kentman November 20, 2007
A medium-sized city 45 mins from jacksonville and an hour away from savannah. the only good thing about brunswick is the downtown area, it offers great shopping, and is the only place in brunswick that doesnt look like shit. the only people in brunswick that are civilized and mature are the people who live past the sydney lanier bridge or by I-95. the whole reason the area isnt looked down upon is because the beautiful islands of St. Simons and Jekyll border it; where the enviroments are kept non-littered, respected, and mostly crime-free. the people here are also alot nicer, because they are raised in a better place and by parents who didn't get knocked up in their teens whom are very intellegent. where as the people in brunswick are increadibly disrespectful and think they can do whatever they want, also, because of this, 95% of them will be unemployed or working at popeyes. the better school is glynn academy, where the campus is alot better, offers better education, and the students are alot more mature. Overall glynn county would be way better without brunswick or its people.
I want to go to the mall, but too bad its in Brunswick
That stinks like Brunswick
Dude, stop acting like your from Brunswick
That stinks like Brunswick
Dude, stop acting like your from Brunswick
by BiPolarBear12 March 12, 2011