Brucified 

1. Of or pertaining to being hosed or hoodwinked by the principles of a guy named Bruce.

2. Being overwhelmed my techno mumbo jumbo, when a simple yes or no answer would suffice

3. When a costly piece of technical equipment is missing from the office, and months later is located at Bruce's house being used as a doorstop, all unbeknownst to Bruce.

1. "Bruce told us the software upgrade would work...no problem."
"Well guess what, it DOESN't work!"
"Dude, you've been Brucified."

2. "Bruce, can we use the extra computer on your desk?"
1. "Well, if the USB port is not compatible with the 9 pin, the RCA cable could work, but it's the interface within the firewall that utlimately won't synch with the EMT."

3. Look what I found!
Are you kidding? I've been looking for that forever! Where did you find that?
Bruce's wife called. Said she the rennovation was complete and the door didn't need to be propped open any longer.

Brucified by adobegal February 8, 2007

Brucified 

Pronounced 'Bruce-if-eyed'

When someone(most likely a mean friend) steals your mobile phone and changes all your contact's names to 'Bruce'.

"Fs my phone's been brucified!"

"Those wankers brucified my phone!"

Brucified by Laynayzay...? March 14, 2009

Brucified 

When your friends are normal beer drinkers and Bruce rolls up with high abv hazy IPAs and Pastry stouts and uses his beer influence powers to turn the BBQ into a bottle share. The end result is know as Brucified.

Poor Jimshi was drinking beers with Bruce last night and got Brucified! I hope he can see straight soon!

Brucified by Airborne34 May 12, 2022

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

Brucifer 

Evil Bruce

Nobody busts stones like Brucifer.

Brucifer by Bruce Capoferri October 17, 2008

Brockified

When some one looks like Brock O'hurn from the back and they turn around and you think it is Brock, but no, It was just someone else that was brockified.

Omg Rachael, today In class Mr. Haluben let his hair down, and he turned around, and he was Brockified!

Brockified by IMA_SPLODE_IT March 30, 2017