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Brocepholosophus
Brocepholosophus by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011
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Brozeph • broseph • brocephus • brosephine • brosephina • brosephus • Brosephing • Broseph Kony • broseph smith • Broseph Stalin
Brosephine
A Josephine that is temporarily in the bro-zone, or has undergone a state of brosification.
This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.
A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
This generally happens when a Josephine is working with bros in a ratio of at least 1.5:1 bros to Josephine.
A Brosephine is characterized by all the awesome traits of a Josephine, with the added ability to make funny poop jokes and bro down.
whoa! who laid out all these chiggen wings and jaeger bombs for everyone?
oh dude, that was Brosephine
oh dude, that was Brosephine
Brosephine by schwangalang October 4, 2016
Broseph Stalin
1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010
St. Broseph
The bro you can always turn to no matter what the scenario is. He will always be willing to help you out.
Ryan: "Dude, I was in a bad place for such a long time, and if it weren't for Joe St. Broseph here, I probably would have ended up in the gutters somewhere."
St. Broseph by SM_905 July 15, 2009
brosephski
a hybrid between broseph and broski. All three a more affectionate term for bro, dude, man, etc and all are interchangeable. Typically used with your close friends who do not have vaginas.
brosephski by YoungBallzy September 22, 2010
Broseph Kony
Broseph Kony by thatcoolblackguy February 14, 2013
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"