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When you have to sneeze while still holding toilet paper (which of course contains shit) and you forget you're holding it so it ends up wiping your nose.
Dude, did you just get brownosed?

Oh crap, checks in the mirror looks like I did.

How the fuck did you not notice the stench?
by AllexTDR January 09, 2010

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