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Brown time 

A term used to describe the frequency with which Blacks and Hispanics are predominately late to scheduled events such as BBQ’s, movies, weddings etc. Most of the time this extends to their place of employment as well.
Yo, tell Savvy to be there by 10 dogg, that kid is pure class and pulls all the ladies! Actually tell him 9:30 since that Kat stays on Brown time.”
Brown time by Savvy The Great September 22, 2010
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brown time 

term used to describe the time spent waiting between your roommate using the toilet and the time when the smell has dissipated enough for you to go and use it yourself.
These last few months living with Cory I've been getting a lot of reading done in my brown time.
brown time by anthubc2010-_- October 20, 2010

brown people time 

People of South Asia who have a tendency to be late everywhere they go. They don't care what event they're arriving late to except for the airport.
The wedding is at 7 pm but you know we're going to a brown wedding, so we're brown people time, it really starts around 8:30 pm.
brown people time by DefinitionVibes December 11, 2023

BrownDime 

A synonym for butthole, asshole, cornhole etc.; Refers to the hole between a human's mudflaps that tends to have a perm-brown ring around it that shares roughly the same circumferance of a dime - hence browndime; The brown taint caused by poop that forms around an asshole - usually the size and shape of a dime.

This term (browndime) is surprisingly underused in our society as of right now (5/25/10) and considering its comic value and its sensibility, the term should take off it terms of popularity in the near future. While terms such as asshole and butthole are timeless and deserving of great respect, BROWNDIME is a perfect modern compliment (rather than a substitute) to the classic terms that have preceeded it. Like its predecessors, browndime envokes rich imagery yet manages to do so using simple, workingmang, terms. Humans of all intellect will be able to appreciate the immediate mental picture that comes to mind when they hear the word, not only for the firts time, but for the rest of their life. It is highly functional in our society yet it stays true to the foundations of the potty-mouth language that Americans from all generations have enjoyed and appreciated.
When the old Hippie-Bastard kept telling me to focus on and rely on my third-eye, I knew that he was referring to my mind's eye but all I could think of was my brown-dime since it kind of looks like an eye.

When I pooped out of my browndime, the poop was so wide that I got goosebumps throughout my body and compared the experience to what giving birth must be like.

I brought this crazy broad home from the bars who was a 7-7.5 in terms of hotness, and the lack of inhibition that my aesthetic superiority caused me feel gave me the courage to stick my horn in her brown-dime.
BrownDime by BigBadBill484 May 25, 2010

browntile 

To take a shit and rub it all over your body while crawling on the floor making gutteral noises.
Wow! Steve is a total browntile today.

Browntiming

"Hey man what's taking you so long in there?"
"Chill bro, I'm browntiming. Let me live!"
Browntiming by nonplussed November 13, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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