Brown Stamp

To place ones buttocks on a glass surface (window) and proceed to spread ones cheeks - squeezing out enough of a log to effectively "stamp" the glass with your stinky seal.

Peter left a brown stamp on his boss's office window

by Joe Joe 34 July 7, 2007

brown kitten-stamp

Also known as a "brown cat-stamp," this phrase refers to when a friend (or enemy) presses a cat's butt-hole on another person's clothes or skin.

Alan was disgusted when Mr. Niersen scooped up his kitten, and pressed her exposed kitten-anus against Alan's skin, leaving a cat-butt smell behind. Mr. Niersen had given Alan a brown kitten-stamp.

by al and sean September 9, 2010

Brown Bingo Stamp

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usually the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.

I couldn't help but notice your Mother took two showers back to back. She must have found a brown bingo stamp.

by Herb W. December 9, 2008

brown bingo stamp

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usally the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.

I couldn't help but notice Mary took two showers back to back, she probably found a brown bingo stamp.

by Herb W. December 11, 2008

brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007

Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.

Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?

by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019