Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

california brown cow

The act of forcing a turd from your butthole. Often involves grunting due to the fight to push out the feces. Similar to trying to move a literal cow, California Brown Cow is large and stubborn

-Dude what was all that grunting in there?
-Had a stubborn California Brown Cow that just didn't want to leave pasture

by cdm0048 August 28, 2013

How now, brown cow?

Those four words roll off the tongue as a lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?" And that tripping lightly stuff makes sense, since "How now, brown cow" has its origin in elocution, where the phrase was used to demonstrate properly rounded vowels.

Ron: How now, brown cow?

Paul: Not much. Just on my way to catch a movie with my girl.

by MoonCricket March 27, 2005

How Now Brown Cow

I have no idea

*Whats up*
*How Now, Brown Cow*

by XoILoveMorganBoX May 1, 2004

"How now brown cow?"

"How now brown cow" is a phrase used in teaching a style of public speaking in which gesture, vocal production, and delivery are emphasized to demonstrate rounded vowel sounds.

Teacher: Work on your vowel sounds.

Student: "How now brown cow?"

Teacher: Rounder, please...

by Adm_Hawthorne July 25, 2006

brown chicken, brown cow

An onomatopaeic imitation of the guitar riff commonly heard in 1970's porn movies.

Jim: "Hey, where are Abby and Jake?"
Tom: "Brown chicken, brown cow."

by yaaqov March 29, 2008

brown chicken brown cow

A farm joke thats said in the bow chicka bow wow

whats the sexiest animals on the farm?
brown chicken brown cow

by moh.knee.ka May 12, 2008