Brown Bag

When a guy wipes his ass and his stroke is to long smearing fecal matter on his ball sack.

Man, Jerry smells like shit. He must be brown bagging.

by smarterthanall July 21, 2009

Brown Bag

When you put a paper bag over a girl's head to cover her ugly face but fill it with shit first.

Lad 1: Dude did you bang her last night?
Lad 2: Yeah but she was so ugly that I brown bagged her!

by Jolly_Mangina May 31, 2018

Brown Bag

When you pull a prank by shitting into someones backpack with out telling your friends

Did you hear someone brown Bagged tyler phillips yesterday...hahahaa

by nicco Hallo February 12, 2008

Brown Bag

The male equivalent to BURNT CURTAINS. When the scrotal skin is a much darker color than the surrounding skin.

Boy Ranger Nate sure is pale, but I saw him in the shower the other day and he has a Brown Bag.

by Lurch August 15, 2004

brown bagging

To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.

"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"

by TheWarden February 5, 2005

Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

by tnt May 2, 2003

brown bag it

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

by Myke D. July 4, 2005