Bropocket

Another word for vagina.

Kaley, get my pen out of your Bropocket!

by Sadieisonfire1 April 4, 2011

Bropocket

When an obnoxious man tries the pick-up line "reach into my pocket for a surprise" or some such variation.

A.K.A something Barney Stinson would do/ has done

eww that man just tried to Bropocket me

by Mexicans On The Bus November 5, 2010

Brolocked

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

Brocket 99

"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.

brockett, parody, racism, comedy, brocket 99

by dirtchute September 16, 2009

Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.

Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.

by brian red crow August 17, 2006

brocket

When one uses their bra as a pocket, it is called a
"brocket". A common requirement to having a brocket is to have boobs.

Man: Can you carry my cell?
Woman: I don't have any pockets.
Man: Put it in your brocket.

by Steven1337 December 28, 2005

Bropoke

When two or more bros take their friendship to the next level by gently poking each other, tip to tip, with a semi.

Anthony: Are we all good, man?
Phil: Of course man, should we bropoke?

by bropoker March 11, 2015