Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.

Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"

Everybody: Hail Brometheus!

Brometheus by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010

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Bromethazine

A really hardcore BRO that inhales straight bromine at the gym, with his bros of course. One refers to these people as bromethazine, brody, bro, or a combination of these. Caution: Only intended for the broest of bros who love the gym.

Bro: "Bromethazine, lets go get swoll at the gym"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"

Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"

Bromethazine by Terrence Nippleton February 15, 2010

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Brometheus

A titan of a bro who, after bringing fire down from Mt. Brolympus so that bros could light their blunts, was punished by being chained to the rocks and having his liver destroyed not by an eagle, but by absurd amounts of Patron.

Also the brother of Fratlas, and a fellow titan with Bronos.
Freed by Hercules, so that he could continue Bro-ing out.
Truly a God among Bros.

Bro 1: Anyone got a lighter?
Bro 2: Ya bro, toke it up.
Bro 1: You are truly Brometheus, bro!

Brometheus by Lagbro November 3, 2011

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Bropathy

when good friends (guys) immediately think of the same thing and quote it. no matter the distance the thought can be shared.

(two friends in different cities talking over IM)"I AM THE LAWWW" "THE LAWWWWWWWW" dude... epic bropathy!

Bropathy by Soul Nevik October 21, 2010

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