by Lil 🅱️Roomstick May 19, 2018
Lil Broomstick, AKA Young Cash Register. Made his debut on July 17, 2017 with his song Swept Up. Ever since that song, he has gained hundreds of millions of fans, got a feature from Baku, and even won a grammy. He truly is an inspiring person, and many people look up to him as a father they never had. One of his best lines from Swept Up was, "Yuh Yuh Ok Yuh Aye Yuh" Truly inspiring. And lately a song got leaked named "clouted up" (The one featuring Baku) The best line from that was "I wanted pizza BONELESS, But dem bitches kept the BONE IN, I'm clouted up, I keep it 99 then I round it up.) As you can see, This man truly is inspiring to the world.
by I_Like_Memes696969 August 8, 2020
An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.
by Habsley November 19, 2019
When A Witch Does A HandStand On A BroomStick And It Zips Into The Next Galaxy Like That Car That Could Travel Through Time in Back To The Future
by Seagulls Of Satan August 3, 2008
A sexual maneuver in which the man leaps from the foot of the bed, leading with his penis, and penetrating his partner in one motion.
Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.
Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"
Due to the sheer physics behind this maneuver the penetration is extremely deep and most excellent.
Also known as "the cervix slapper" or" the ultimate hole in one"
1) Dude, I totally flying broomsticked this chick last night.
2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.
2) Bro, I would totally flying broomstick that ass right now.
by docholiday9009 August 1, 2011
A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.
Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).
"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"
"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"
"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"
"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!
by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016
The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.
Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)
by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 10, 2020