Broomitis

The act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.

Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.

Broomitis by Nykkee February 13, 2010

yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"

Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

yung cash register aka lil broomstick by BeastMaster65 July 17, 2017

Lil Broomstick 

Young Cashregister, A.K.A, LIL Broomstick was first popularized July 17, 2017, and ever since has left views and fans in awe at his sheer rapping skills. Lil Broomstick is a hip hop artist with only one song, yet millions of fans.

"Lil Broomstick is the greatest rapper of 2017."

Lil Broomstick by Lil Broomstick enthusiast July 23, 2017

Lil Broomstick 

A rapping god who won a Grammy.

Yung Cashregister aka Lil Broomstick

Lil Broomstick by Lil 🅱️Roomstick June 7, 2018

Bromitsfa 

A Broish ceremony held to celebrate a bro reaching the age of Brodom, in which he is given the broligious responsibilities and duties of an adult bro.

Dude had his bromitsfa last week brah.

Bromitsfa by Robstercraws December 10, 2009

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

Brampton Broomstick by Habsley November 18, 2019

Lil Broomstick 

Lil Broomstick, AKA Young Cash Register. Made his debut on July 17, 2017 with his song Swept Up. Ever since that song, he has gained hundreds of millions of fans, got a feature from Baku, and even won a grammy. He truly is an inspiring person, and many people look up to him as a father they never had. One of his best lines from Swept Up was, "Yuh Yuh Ok Yuh Aye Yuh" Truly inspiring. And lately a song got leaked named "clouted up" (The one featuring Baku) The best line from that was "I wanted pizza BONELESS, But dem bitches kept the BONE IN, I'm clouted up, I keep it 99 then I round it up.) As you can see, This man truly is inspiring to the world.

Lil Broomstick: Aye Yuh Yuh Yuh
Everyone: BRUH THIS SHIT IS FIREEEEE!!!!

Lil Broomstick by I_Like_Memes696969 August 8, 2020