bronze god

A person that is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Bronze Gods

1. The League of Legends entities responsible for the Hellhole aptly named "Bronze." While often associated with blessing a handful of lucky players with competent victories and beautiful play making, they are also behind each crushing defeat and misstep. The Bronze Gods giveth, and the Bronze Gods taketh away.

Man, I get absolutely fucked by that 9-1 Leblanc, but the Bronze Gods gave me a win.

by TheLighterDark January 3, 2014

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter October 24, 2008